One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A man goes to the potty.

How about that airline food?

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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