- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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