how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

whats 1 + 1? 2

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

thumb_up thumb_down +11

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops