How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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