- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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