- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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