- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Obama lin Baden.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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