A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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