- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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