What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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