what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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