how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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