What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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