- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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