- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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