Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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