- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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