What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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i hate non minorities!

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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#Hanging Degus

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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