You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

thomas!!!!

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

quantum physics?

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Gretta has five legs? -no

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

wsde

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...