Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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