- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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