What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Raveena Thandhan

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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star wars kid

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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