What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A guy at a baseball game....

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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