roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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