What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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