Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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