What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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men's rights activists

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Anti Joke

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