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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Read a Book.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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