- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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