- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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