- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Chlamydia

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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