- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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