Obama lin Baden.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Yock

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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