- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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