Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Granny porn!

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1+1=2

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If life gives you lemonade.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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