Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Hello penis

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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