What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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