- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Smelly Indians.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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