- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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