- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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