- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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