mitchell palmer sucks

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

tim has no humor

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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