A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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