- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why are white people white? I don't know

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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