You know what's catchy? A cold

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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