Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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