Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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