- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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