- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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