Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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