what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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