- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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