Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did John name his dog? Doggy

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What do you call white trash Garbage

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