What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Anti Joke

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