- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

roses are red poo is poo

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

hi penis ham telephone

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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