Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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