- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

One, two, three, four and five

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

I wrote a funny joke.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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