What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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