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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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