- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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