- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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