What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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James Patrick Campbell

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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