How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

whats black? the colour

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...