You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Chlamydia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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