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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's 2+2? Fish

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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